When: Tonight, Thursday July 3, 2008
Approximate Time: 9:32 p.m.
Location: Chateau Apartments, Muncie IN
Number of Suspects: 3
Case: On the coffee table in the living room of the apartment, was an opened bag of Circus Peanuts. The family left around 9:00 pm for a night-o-fun, only to return around 10:30 pm to find the opened bag of Circus Peanuts laying haphazardly in the living room floor approximately 11" away from the coffee table. Miscellaneous Circus Peanuts were strewn about the crime scene.
There are 3 suspects in this case.... Miss Mona: Curvy, happy, yet sticks to the shadows
Winnafrid: AKA Winnie, loves to be combed and loathes dirty drinking water
Tootsie Lou: Just goes by Tootsie, is the boss of the group yet appears sweet and innocent weighing in
at 4lbs.
It was clear after analyzing the crime scene that the only way to ensure who the true criminal was, was to initiate the........SNIFF TEST!!! *insert dramatic music here*
The first and only "alleged" criminal to endure the test was indeed.... TOOTSIE!
After she so lovingly rubbed on our legs in a warm affectionate greeting (no doubt to throw us off of her trail) I scooped her up in a gentle embrace, there we were face to face, no where to run. I lulled her into a false sense of security by rubbing her neck. While she was enjoying what she believed was her "get out of jail free" neck rub I went in for the interrogation....... the SNIFF. That was all the evidence needed. You see the ring leader of the pack was indeed the guilty party of the Circus Peanuts destruction. Tootsie keeps her self prim and proper with a looooong bath every single day. On this evening she smelt deliciously of sugary, sweet goodness with just a hint of orange. With further interrogation (sniffing) from my partner Nathan we discovered that not only did she pull them off of the coffee table and spread them about but she also engaged in a "romp" with the Circus Peanuts, for the suspect you see smelt delicious ALL OVER!
Case Closed Toots, hard evidence don't lie!
5 comments:
Good work, Detective!
i say turn her into a coat. that'll teach her to touch your circus peanuts!
Thanks partner!
Good advice B however these were not my Circus Peanuts but Nate's so I went easy on her this time, however I will keep the coat idea in mind just in case she messes with any of my goodies.
I'm thinking this should be turned into a movie. You should get a job as a golf caddy at a ritzy course where directors/producers play and pitch it.
Golf Caddy?! Hum, I never thought about that Emily. Perhaps I will "investigate" my options. Thanks!
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