Monday, October 12, 2009

Open Mouth, Insert Foot...

Have you ever said something then went "Uh...wait a minute, that is NOT what I meant"

We are in Chicago visiting -V- and we have been friends for so long that we have many many phrases that we say and others don't understand. Sometimes it is just a random quote from a movie like "Let's brew another batch" from Hocus Pocus or "Bam" IDK what that is even from.

As we were walking out of her apartment door tonight for fun and adventure I said "When we get back it is time for us to make some baby magic"

Then when we hit the hallway I thought "Um... I hope no body heard that"

It really doesn't mean what one would assume.

Back when Nathan and I lived in our town house and -V- lived across the grass she would often come over and we would play Mario Kart Double Dash.
In MKDD you can be baby Mario and baby Luigi. I was always baby Luigi and -V- was always baby Mario. We would pick the baby buggy as our car and kick some major butt. We won the entire game and thus we referred to it as "BABY MAGIC"

Since Nate and I knew we were coming up to visit we brought MKDD. As we were leaving -V-'s place I was trying to indicate that we needed to play MKDD and only Nate and -V- knew what I meant by "When we get back we need to make some baby magic"

Thankfully nobody saw or heard the three of us leave her apartment!

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

We had a baby!

A face only a mother could love!

3 Generations of Harris Women


At least I think my new demon possessed baby is a girl...

We wanted to buy this awesome Halloween decoration but passed, it was almost $50! Oh well it was cool to play with.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Pet Peeve (sp)

I loathe it when people yawn while talking on the phone.

Hello Rude much!?!

If you can't keep it in and it just keeps coming out please excuse your self from the phone conversation and call someone back!

ugh

That is all

Monday, September 28, 2009

My relationship with God....sometimes

"There For You" by Flyleaf

Sometimes I'm a selfish fake
You're always a true friend
I don't deserve you
'Cause I'm not there for you
Please forgive me again


I wanna be there for you
Someone you can come to
Runs deeper than my bones
I wanna be there for you
I wanna be there for you

Swirling shades of blue
Slow dancing in your eyes
The sun kisses the earth
And I hush my urge to cry

I wanna be there for you
Someone you can come to
Runs deeper than my bones
I wanna be there for you
I wanna be there for you

'Cause I hear the whispered words
In your masterpiece beautiful
You speak the unspeakable through
I love you too


I wanna be there for you
Someone you can come to

I wanna be there for you
And be someone you can come to
The love runs deeper than my bones
I wanna be there for you

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

I so kicked her butt

So I have went head to head with the gym two times now. So far I have won both battles. Muhahahaha victory is mine!
This skinny chick was next to me on the bikes and I was sooooo kicking her butt. I just happened to notice that her effort level was set to level 3 and mine was at 5 BAM! Now what. (You gotta say this all sassy cuz it really aint a question...you feel me) I was not spying on her either I was just looking around to avoid looking at the timer on the bike because I might loathe the bike and I honestly believe that the timer is slower because I hate it. 1 minute is really like 3 minutes! Watch out people watch out! And no she wasn't on it for an extended period of time so its not like she was kicking butt or anything. I believe that she is working on trimming her thighs. Flat stomach big thighs....if only I were so lucky :0p

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

HiiiiiiYAAA!

So it seems to me that Satan is in full force battle mode. He is attacking a lot of my friends right now. I was under attack last week and now it seems to be all the people around me. WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
God must be brewing up a big pot of.... well you get my drift, so Satan has to retialate. Well I say "Hiiiiiiya" and karate chop him in the _________________________ (fill in the blank)
So yeah Satan is a jerk-face and to that I say YOU SUCK SIR!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Oh My!